Hello there!

Let me start by introducing myself, I play as "ipokecows" on several servers, recently one of my favourites being "testies o_O". I am 19 years of age (oh how my liver hates me) and live in Britain on the south coast.
Criteria:
1. I am over 18
2. I am clanless
3. I am english, so my english isn't bad
4. I have teamspeak, and am able to use it, though I have an awful mic which makes me sound like one of those Darlics from Dr Who.

Dont bother applying if you want to do one of the following.
1. Have Admin access to our kit - couldn't care less, I'm applying to join the clan, not to become an admin.
2. Covert us to some religion - Ok, I will try resist to convert you all to cowpokerism, but it is your loss.
3. Make Shady your GirlFriend I am sure she is a lovely girl, but having never met her I'm afraid to say she has escaped my terrible flirting ways for the time being
4. Make RaideR your Boyfriend / Gay Lover - damn

So why am I applying to HSO?
Well I have been into Urban terror for a while, and it is indeed my only computer game. Playing with other people is always more fun and I have noticed HSO people around and about. I will make an effort to visit more of the HSO servers in the near future so you guys can get to know me a little better (unsure that knowing me is a good thing but there you go). Sometimes, randomly killing lodes of people you have never talked to over the internet can become a little dull, therefore joining a clan would sincerly enhance gameplay, enabling me to play with others and against others that I know.

So why accept me?
Good question, why accept the 19 year old kid with the daft user name? I'm not some god like player with insane "skillz", I would say I am fairly average, but I am an active dedicated player in the game, as I said, UT is the only computer game I have! Dedication is an important trait in life if you wish to suceed in education, jobs and sports. I am also an honest player who can't stand cheating so no risk of that, and offer my help to any clan duties, especially if it involves sending the cheaters back the abyss from which they were spawned. When I join the clan, I hope to become involved in a fun enjoyable atmosphere where people are unafraid to knuckle down now and again to acheive important aims...

Sorry for the additional post...but adding onto my previous message caused my computer to do some unwanted funky moves, so I shall continue here.

I hope I will be considered for application, and would love to get to know some of you in the meantime ingame. During the next two weeks, my gameplay will be limited due to some very important exams, so apologies if I am inactive for the next few weeks. I feel it is also important you know my other committments. I am currently in full time education doing A levels, and shall be going to Uni next year (so the plan goes). Other hobbies include long distance running, road racing (cycling) and triathlon - sports which I love. I spend a fair amount of my free time playing UT, but I am not over excessive as I believe real life comes first.

If I do suceed in joining the clan, I expect to get out of it exactly what I put in, the more I help the clan, the more fun the clan shall be. I also want Admin access to all your servers

ok....ok..I was kidding about the admin part